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"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

Smokers.

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Action Plan to quit smoking

The little engine that wouldn't.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Healthy Ultimatum

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Do the patches help?'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.