Hair-savvy Hero Gifts

Unisex Hairdresser - "Told you, they don't like being called Barbers"

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Just even it out."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Centurion in a Shower

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Saloon Selectives

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"Boy, she has a new look."