Hairdo Hero Gifts

"Hi darling. Say! I see Raoul has done something marvellous with your hair..."

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

'There HAS to more to life than this!!'

The Marcel Wave

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

"I definitely don't want to arrest your hairdresser for working despite the lockdown. Just give me his phone number... please!"

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Comb over club.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'