Bald Hero Gifts

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Superbaldie.

Baldness Facts

New Hair Cloning Technology.

The shape of things to come

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

Real men have facial hair.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

Bird landing on egghead monk

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Princess Anne