Bald Hero T-Shirts

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"A shave and a shine."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Superbaldie.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Baldness Facts

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

The shape of things to come

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Real men have facial hair.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Combs for the old.

Princess Anne