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'Ralph doesn't have a mustache. He just never trims his nose hair.'

Tattooist's Site Clearance

'Don't be upset, Mr Machisamo. Waxing is worse than this...'

Real men have facial hair.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Lasso

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

A man working on a model airplane

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The Marcel Wave

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Rapunzel on prom night.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"