Hair Loss Hero Pillows

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

Male Pattern Baldness

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Just even it out."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

The Marcel Wave

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"