Hair-conscious Hero Mugs

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"Absolutely not!"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

GURLERS

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"This is all my own hair."