Bad Hair Hero Pillows

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Absolutely not!"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Just even it out."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Real men have facial hair.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Rapunzel on prom night.

Comb over club.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

"Boy, she has a new look."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"