Bad Hair Hero Pillows

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Absolutely not!"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Just even it out."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Real men have facial hair.

The Marcel Wave

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Rapunzel on prom night.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

Comb over club.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."