Hair Heroine Pillows

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Work with me!"

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Bad hair day.

Real men have facial hair.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Bad Hair Day

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"Boy, she has a new look."

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Pandemic Haircut

'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!