Hair Heroine Gifts

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Haircuts

Shampoo.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Work with me!"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Just even it out."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Bad hair day.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The Marcel Wave

Bad Hair Day

Real men have facial hair.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

Comb over club.

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Pandemic Haircut