Hairline Hero Gifts

'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Freedom of the press

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

An expletive of editors

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

The Marcel Wave

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

Real men have facial hair.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'