Hallway Hero Pillows

Cleaning Lockers.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Dad's Workbench

Homeless count.

Fast Food Restaurant

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

The Waiter

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Way to go

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'