Hallway Hero Pillows

Cleaning Lockers.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Say speed

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Homeless count.

Fast Food Restaurant

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

The Waiter

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Way to go

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Speed limit 70mph and up.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'