Hallway Explorer Pillows

Teacher's Lounge

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Gone Fishing

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Outside with that!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall of ages

Cleaning Lockers.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."