Hallway Navigator Pillows

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Sorry, this is the Department of Wrong Places. You want the Bureau of Missed Appointments way-y-y-y-y-y-y down the hall."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Cleaning Lockers.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Teacher's Lounge

Cowpat Man.

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Mouse doing a maze.

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

The Tax Form Design Center

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'