Hallway Navigator Mugs

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Sorry, this is the Department of Wrong Places. You want the Bureau of Missed Appointments way-y-y-y-y-y-y down the hall."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Cleaning Lockers.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

Teacher's Lounge

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Cowpat Man.

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Mouse doing a maze.

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

The Tax Form Design Center

La maze class