Hallway Wanderer Mugs

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Island of Lost Guys.

Customer Convention

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Canadian Canoe.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Cleaning Lockers.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Suez canal blocking.

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Man struggling to row,