Hallway Adventurer Mugs

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'We'll take it!'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Cleaning Lockers.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

Teacher's Lounge

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Crap Nav

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

The Scottish mountaineer

"Peter says all these decorating programmes have given him a marvellous idea!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 2.