Hallway Wanderer Gifts

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

"You shouldn't be in the hall, Sam. You aren't free range 'til three fifteen."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Island of Lost Guys.

Customer Convention

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Cleaning Lockers.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

I hate these flying fish

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century