Highway Wanderer Gifts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Route 666

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

Psssst... cop on other side of hill.

Lanes on the motorway: Expresso / Decaf.

Heart of America or Bypass

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 mile

Road Junction.

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

Variations on the theme - next 825 mi.

'I'm going to break the rules, just this once.'

Living in the slither lane: snake.

'Right lane becomes left lane - 100 feet'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Canadian Canoe.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

I hate these flying fish

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

Man struggling to row,

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'