Highway Traveler Gifts

Highway Robbery

Root 66.

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

Next Restroom...35 miles and Next Clean Restroom...HA!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Vaccination Passport

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Valet park only"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Say speed

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Bed & Bagel'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads