Highway Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

Dog Crossing

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

Family traits.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Filling up.

Distance to horizon varies.

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Holiday Travel.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

A series of Exit signs.