Highway Explorers Gifts

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Conspiracy Theory Books

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Teacher's Lounge

Heart of America or Bypass

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

The End.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

Route 666

Living in the slither lane: snake.