Highway Explorers Pillows

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Drive safely.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Second Chance Exit.

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Teacher's Lounge

Heart of America or Bypass

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

The End.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Route 666

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

Living in the slither lane: snake.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."