Highway Traveler Pillows

Highway Robbery

Root 66.

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

Next Restroom...35 miles and Next Clean Restroom...HA!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Vaccination Passport

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Valet park only"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Say speed

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Bed & Bagel'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Anything to declare?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.