Highway Explorer Pillows

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Infinity Ends

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Now Entering China

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Freeways: 'Frills,,,NO frills - next exit,'

Einstein discovers that light travels at 65 MPH.

The Blank Road Sign

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Your eight lane motorway map in full.'

"The M25 is a fantastic feat of engineering, Mavis, if you miss your exit you'll get it second time round."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

6 - 37 - Getting Lost

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Gone Fishing

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Drive safely.

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Second Chance Exit.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Heart of America or Bypass

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'