Highway Hiker Pillows

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Say speed

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"