Highway Hiker Gifts

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Camping.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."