Highland Hiker Gifts

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Fly Fishing

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Sport Utility Boot.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Scotsman in the bath...

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."