Highland Enthusiast Gifts

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Skiing

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Recalculating

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."