Highlands Adventurer Gifts

Scotsman in the bath...

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Fly Fishing

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

A bit of Newlyn.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'