Highland Enthusiast Pillows

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Skiing

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Recalculating

Twitter that!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.