Highland Aficionado Gifts

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Scotsman in the bath...

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."