Highland Aficionado Gifts

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Scotsman in the bath...

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I know your mother."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.