Highland Games Fan Gifts

At A Sports Competition In The Highlands.

The Caber Toss

Scot country dancing,

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Caber

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Boy arrested for 'putting a stone' through a window

'You look a little below par. I hope you haven't caught 'birdie flu'.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

This team wouldn't intimidate kindergarteners. Stand up straight! Let me rephrase that. Standing up straight makes you look ten pounds lighter! That's soo sexist! And depressingly true.

At the Horse-Show.

Men on a shoot with a pointer dog

Rugby heaven

Jockey seat.

"OK, Omar, you'll be wrestling Baldo."

Are all these kids here with sports injuries? Yes. Wow. The doctor must hate high school athletics. Are you kidding? Thanks for your co-pay! He's their biggest booster! Ka-ching!

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

Modern Stadium.

'He's a great field dog and is much in demand as a motivational speaker.'

'Yeah - let's call this game 'Guys 'n' Dolls'!'

And the rest is history.

'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'