Hell Hiker Pillows

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Sport Utility Boot.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

Bear Signpost.

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Bear Recycling.

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'