Mountain Hiker Pillows

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Camping.

Fly Fishing

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The Path

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Recalculating

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Bad times to sneeze

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."