Mountain Hiker Prints

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Camping.

Fly Fishing

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The Path

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Recalculating

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."