Hikers Pillows

'I hear there have been a few Big Cat sightings around here.'

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"