Hiking Fanatic Pillows

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Alien Hitchhiker.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Fly Fishing

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"You've got a friend in me."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."