Highway Adventurer Gifts

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Deer Crossing

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Fly Fishing

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Say speed

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"