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Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Deer Crossing

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Fly Fishing

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Car Journey.

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"