Highway Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Dog Crossing

Kardiff.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

Family traits.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Filling up.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

I love my motor.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.