Expressway Enthusiast Gifts

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Dog Crossing

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Family traits.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Subway Thrillers

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

SF NO

Getting Closer

'I see you crossing a road...'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

All-way stops.

Expresso Lane

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

10 items or less

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Supermarket customer types.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

Exit Turnstile

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Clark gets nailed.

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'