Expressway To Love Enthusiast Gifts

'Funnily enough, in true Cheetah style, we met through speed dating...'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Dialogue

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Love Birds love just being together

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Burning love

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Cupid and parachutists.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

A couple holding hands

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Cupid

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'