Expressway Explorer Gifts

Right lane must be from out of town.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Party Animals.

Fist Bumper Cars

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"It's a great work!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Haunted museum

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'You're away, Doc!'

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.