Expressway Explorer Gifts

Right lane must be from out of town.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Party Animals.

Fist Bumper Cars

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"It's a great work!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Haunted museum

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Nano technology.

Bumper Cars of Love.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

'You're away, Doc!'

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