Intersection Explorer Gifts

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Paranoia Clinic

"No one understands me."

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

In a twist on "It's A Wonderful Life," sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like if I HAD existed.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Artist painting a dancer.

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"I envy you."