Intersectionality Explorer Gifts

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Paranoia Clinic

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

"No one understands me."

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

In a twist on "It's A Wonderful Life," sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like if I HAD existed.

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'