Future Highway Enthusiast Gifts

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Dog Crossing

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Family traits.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

I love my motor.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.