American Highway Buff Gifts

Route 666

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

A Cumulonim-bus

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Leaving New York

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Alien Ride Shares

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

The Cone Ranger

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."