Road Trip Buff Gifts

Right Lane Back to Square One.

Boating trip

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Kardiff.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

How am I abducting?

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'