Road Trip Buff Gifts

Right Lane Back to Square One.

Boating trip

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

How am I abducting?

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Family members!

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.